i’m john egbert and boy oh boy do i have a lot of regrets.

i finally learned how to control my weird time traveling-not-time traveling zappy-doo thing and… well. i kinda gave up trying to figure out what i was supposed to be doing. i mean i know that was probably the worst thing i could have done???????? but i mean i wasn’t really being helpful. i was just zapping in and out of places and couldn’t do much to help.

and beyond that i kinda…….. couldn’t figure out how to get back to any of them. i can basically zap myself anywhere! but only if i can like see it in my mind’s eye or something like that. i have no idea where anyone is. the meteor is abandoned and anywhere else i go is pretty empty.

i’ve been to alternia a couple times, and if i talk to someone from there and they can give me a basic idea of where they are i can end up where they are or pretty close.

some interesting things about me! i’m 19 and 5'9’’ and have spiffy godtier jammies still and am pretty immortal. since i kinda just poofed from my session i kept all my nifty powers and stuff. i don’t have to use them much but floating around and being able to zap places comes in handy.

i can wear normal clothes, too.

i also still like ghostbusters and contrary to popular belief i still like con air shut up it’s like a fine wine it gets better and more tragically hilarious with age. >:(

i guess if you want to know anything else you can just ask!!!!!!!!