• 19
  • 5’9”
  • probably had a little bit of a crush on dave or something like that. maybe. probably. definitely did.
  • and possibly karkat. we just don’t know.
  • has godtier powers still, can zap around and float and all that good stuff. can’t die either, just respawns.
  • lives in his old house. after being threatened by jack noir, john now lives with his father. john now lives with his boyfriend, dirk.
  • plays his piano every day without fail for at least half an hour. more, if he can.
  • somewhat more somber than he used to be. feels guilty about abandoning his friends but honestly doesn’t know how to find them.
  • has small bouts of depression and ptsd. doesn’t remember seeing his dead father, is ever-hopeful that one day he’ll come home.
  • he can be a little crass, snappy, and rude. he’s a dumb horny, lonely teenager but an overall good kid.
  • john’s blogging defense mechanism is super shitty infomercial gifs. it’s as hilarious as it is sad.
  • if posts don’t make sense, check the tags. a lot of info is in them a lot of the time. maybe even the whole post.
  • more recently john’s moods have taken a turn for the more depressing; he has a much more bleak outlook on life due to recent happenings and is trying his hardest to bounce back. but when everyone he knows is part of the problem, it makes it really hard. he’s getting better but he’s sorta sensitive to emotional and sentimental things. you’ve been warned!
  • what he tags some of his posts with

    nsfw headcanons/kinks
hi i'm john egbert (you can call me j or jay) and somewhere along the line i hecked up bad.

m!a: none, accepting
chumhandle: gaucheTempest

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