Given the right circumstances, you feel like you could probably enjoy these things in a sexual setting (if that ever happens haha no you suck.) Also included are some not safe for work headcanons about you.

• Being objectified. You can’t explain it, but that sounds really, really appealing.
• Being called a ‘good boy’. Nothing excites you more than knowing you’re performing well.
• Choking/breathplay. Your godtier powers don’t fuck this up!
• Age gap. You don’t mind older partners. People much younger than you, however, (younger than, probably, 13) would squick you a bit. Maybe platonic smooches but nothing more.
• Someone having control over you sounds pretty nice! Maybe a little orgasm control. But you doubt anyone would be interested in doing that with you.
• Handjobs and blowjobs. You like getting them, you like giving them. Your blog title doesn’t make a liar out of you.
• You’d probably like to eventually have a 3-way with Dave and his bro, or Dave and an alpha Dave. Or maybe even Dirk and Dave? (You blush thinking about things with Dave and your dad. But in a good way.)
• You also seem to find yourself alright with the idea of being roughed up.
• (You sometimes wonder what it would like to ‘star’ in a snuff film.)
• When you dominate someone, you enjoy being called 'sir’, begging, and petplay. Collars included.

Headcanons:

• You have a bit of an oral fixation when you’re feeling hot and bothered. Your fingers end up in your mouth a lot, and you love the fingers of your partner in your mouth, too.
• Your sensitive spots include the normal ones for boys, in addition to the back of your head/neck, the insides of your wrists (kissing! *swoon*) the side of your neck under your left ear in particular (you don’t know why), and your collarbones. You also like being kissed right between your eyes, but that’s more of a romantic thing than a supremely sexual thing.
• You are of average length and size for a boy your age, maybe a little smaller.
• You are very susceptible to teasing.
• You aren’t sure what else, but you’ll probably add it as you think of it.