50-shades-of-karkat:

HEY JOHN.

I’VE MISSED YOU TOO … SORT OF THE WAY I’D MISS A CAR CRASHING INTO ME WHILE CROSSING THE STREET, BECAUSE I ACTUALLY DIDN’T CROSS OVER WHEN THE SIGN SAID “DO NOT WALK”.

BUT REGARDLESS, I’M DOING OK? I GUESS I CAN SAY THAT. I MEAN, I SEEM TO HAVE A GOOD SUPPLY OF PREPARATION H THAT HAS BEEN HELPING THE HEMORRHOIDS, SO …

KNOCK KNOCK—

WHO’S THERE?

IT’S THE PART WHERE I ASK YOU IN RETURN, “HOW ARE YOU”.

guess i didn’t miss your sass. sheesh.

i’m okay too. kinda down but whatever! nothing i won’t get over eventually.