50-shades-of-karkat:

YEAH WELL MY “SASS” IS THE FUCKING FIBER IN YOUR DIET. THOSE FIBER BARS MAY TASTE DISGUSTING, BUT THEY MAKE YOUR SHITS EASIER.

WHICH IS ME

THAT ENDS UP MAKING EVERYONE LIVES EASIER DESPITE THEM THINKING I’M A HORRIBLE CRAP BAR, WHICH I TECHNICALLY AM—BUT ANYWAY

WHENEVER SOMEONE SAYS “IT’S NOTHING I WON’T GET OVER”, IT IS OBVIOUSLY THEM SAYING “HURRRR DUUUUR I WANT TO WHINE TO YOU ABOUT MY PROBLEMS. HELP ME KARKAT VANTAS, YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE!”

SO WHAT’S GOING ON?

…right.

but really, it’s nothing. i just miss my dad is all. and my friends.