
S’up lil man? How can I be ‘ah service t’ah y’ah?
oh! um, i don’t particularly need anything right now, i’m just trying to rebuild my empire of minions.
just kidding! i’m actually trying to find my friends after some really embarrassing and shameful stuff on my part whoops. following random people seems to get me at least a bit closer. and cures my loneliness/boredom 2x combo.
i’m john. it’s nice to meet you.

dave is dorky?? i’ll believe it when i see it. and that’s… quite the menagerie of tricks, i will admit! i don’t… know...
Bein’ dorky ain’t a bad thing, kid. Means y'er quirky an’ p cool. Have you seen Dave? Th'ah kid’s more of a dork than...