shatteringarchaictimes:

Empire ‘ah minions huh? Sounds like y’er on ‘ah roll. 

Ah, I see. Hope y’ah find who y’er lookin’ f’er an’ I’m p sure it ain’t as bad as y’ah think. We all think the shit we do is a helluva lot worse than it seems. 

Bro Strider at y’er disposal, pleasure t’ah meet y’ah too John. 

well i’m not going to argue with you, but it’s pretty bad.

at my disposal, huh? what kinda neat things can you do that would require my attention and then disposal?

…which didn’t come out quite like i’d intended it to…