gentlemanlybaker:

PRECISELY. 

INSERT CLICHED ‘I AM YOUR FATHER’ JOKE HERE.

CHUCKLE. 

PLEASE ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE FATHERLY HUG, SON. 

I AM SO, SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 

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dad! i’ve been waiting for you for forever!!

i keep the house clean and i take baths and i play the piano every day and i just want you to come home :( are you okay??? where did you go????????

i would very much like a hug now please.

  1. papaegbert reblogged this from twinkkind and added:
    PLEASE DO. THIS MEAL WILL COOL OFF SOON.
  2. twinkkind reblogged this from papaegbert and added:
    i’ll zap over right now if that’s what you want. i’m pretty sure i can find you.
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