
PRECISELY.INSERT CLICHED ‘I AM YOUR FATHER’ JOKE HERE.
CHUCKLE.
PLEASE ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE FATHERLY HUG, SON.
I AM SO, SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.

dad! i’ve been waiting for you for forever!!
i keep the house clean and i take baths and i play the piano every day and i just want you to come home :( are you okay??? where did you go????????
i would very much like a hug now please.
PLEASE DO. THIS MEAL WILL COOL OFF SOON.
i’ll zap over right now if that’s what you want. i’m pretty sure i can find you.