fuckmeimadj:

*he leans to John’s ear seductively as a strange car pulls into their driveway*

i lied it’s delivery not digorno 

cause i’m too lazy for even microwave pizza

*narrows his eyes and then rolls them, shoving him playfully.* 

you’re terrible. i’m amazed you even get out of bed in the morning without my help.

  1. twinkkind reblogged this from fuckmeimadj-blog-blog and added:
    *sighs and stands, stretching.* oh. i didn’t even know there was a pizza until you said something. you could have kept...
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    *he laughed and took out his wallet* Pfft that wasn’t the only reason. You deserve better than microwave pizza. Plus I...
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