
*he leans to John’s ear seductively as a strange car pulls into their driveway*
i lied it’s delivery not digorno
cause i’m too lazy for even microwave pizza
*narrows his eyes and then rolls them, shoving him playfully.*
you’re terrible. i’m amazed you even get out of bed in the morning without my help.
*sighs and stands, stretching.* oh. i didn’t even know there was a pizza until you said something. you could have kept...
*he laughed and took out his wallet* Pfft that wasn’t the only reason. You deserve better than microwave pizza. Plus I...