Anonymous asked: fmk: fuckmeimadj, arwenladyofrivendell, broficionado

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do you think this is some kind of game.

Anonymous asked: You've barely been back for two hours and you're already upsetting people. Way to go, John.

can we not.

Anonymous asked: i miss you

that’s… surprising?

Anonymous asked: I want to die tonight. Whenever I feel like I'm not worth anything I go to a blog I follow and love, and I picked you this time. Can I just have ahug, maybe?

…you love my blog?

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i’m… sorry it’s not much to look at lately. i’ve been kinda down.

please don’t die. you can of course have a hug.

Anonymous asked: miss u

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even though i don’t know who you are i’m 100000% positive i miss you too.

Anonymous asked: ♠

threaten anyone he knows. even if he’s not fond of them he’ll defend them to the death.

Anonymous asked: ♣

really, really lame jokes. and letting him tell really lame jokes.

Anonymous asked: Heart.

i… i can’t even answer this if i don’t know you!

Anonymous asked: ♋ ♌ ♍

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…thank you, anon.

Anonymous asked: The mun's reputation is that mun is a fucking cute.
Anonymous asked: i think i'm in love with you. but it might be to soon to say and i know you'll never love me back
Anonymous asked: and i bet you're not going to

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why don’t you mind your own business?

Anonymous asked: what r ur feelings for dave?

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it’s complicated.

Anonymous asked: have you kissed that karkat yet?

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n-no!

Anonymous asked: (´ ▽`).。o♡

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i don’t wanna talk about it.

hi i'm john egbert (you can call me j or jay) and somewhere along the line i hecked up bad.

m!a: none, accepting
chumhandle: gaucheTempest

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