bloodiedknight:

I THOUGHT IT WAS A PRETTY OBVIOUS NO. 

:/

idontneedagoddamnemceename:

Uhh.

I admire your boldness I really do but kissing kinda…isn’t really something I’m feeling right now. But yeah man I expect to be here for a while.

I’m Bro, hey.

whenever’s good, i don’t mind waiting.

nice to meet you, bro.

bloodiedknight:

I

OH.
DID YOU JUST HIT ON ME FIRST THING IN A CONVERSATION BECAUSE IF SO I’M CAUGHT BETWEEN UNCOMFORTABLE AND AMUSED.

i’m not hearing a no.

bloodiedknight:

bulgerot:

OH DAMN
LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKERS PILING IN THIS EVENING.

‘fuckers’ is a subjective term. but i guess we could test your theories if you’re not busy.

tarnishedgodling:

coughs yes but

when im talking about you to other people
or making posts about you on my blog i mean

what if i wanted to tell tumblr i was cuddling one of you

“oh man me an john are so cuddling rn” yes but which john this is important information to someone surely

that is a bit of a conundrum.

but why worry about that when we COULD be cuddling. why don’t we just do that instead.

golgothasmoon:

Not too sure youd like having a bath with me mate im filthy.

i’m not hearing a no.

fatalroyale:

私はすべての私の体の上に、多くの呼吸を使用することができます。

oh. well i guess that could be arranged!

idontneedagoddamnemceename started following you

same goes to you! hi i’m john this is my blog you’re cute let’s kiss sometime i hope you stick around.

swegofficial started following you

oh! hi. my name’s john. this is my lame blog of cats and porn and video games. enjoy your stay i guess.

roselitmoon:

heirofbreth started following you

Good morning.

good morning! i’m john and i should go to bed soon. but i’m not gonna.

prismaticaeipathy:

No, prob, man. Take it easy, alright?

you too.

elektriske:

oh my god.

just a little one.

elektriske:

but how?

;*

prismaticaeipathy:

I need to meet more of the people you follow, then.

Nice to meet you, too, John.

And hey, there’s pretty much no need to be quiet around me. Lies or not, I’m not gonna judge. So there’s really no point in lying to me anyway.

i’ll do my best to keep that in mind. thank you for the reassurance.

elektriske:

it’s bleeding. my lip is bleeding and i cannot stop it.

i wasn’t being sarcastic.

bet i could help.