bloodiedknight:

I THOUGHT IT WAS A PRETTY OBVIOUS NO. 

:/

idontneedagoddamnemceename:

Uhh.

I admire your boldness I really do but kissing kinda…isn’t really something I’m feeling right now. But yeah man I expect to be here for a while.

I’m Bro, hey.

whenever’s good, i don’t mind waiting.

nice to meet you, bro.

bloodiedknight:

I

OH.
DID YOU JUST HIT ON ME FIRST THING IN A CONVERSATION BECAUSE IF SO I’M CAUGHT BETWEEN UNCOMFORTABLE AND AMUSED.

i’m not hearing a no.

bloodiedknight:

bulgerot:

OH DAMN
LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKERS PILING IN THIS EVENING.

‘fuckers’ is a subjective term. but i guess we could test your theories if you’re not busy.

tarnishedgodling:

coughs yes but

when im talking about you to other people
or making posts about you on my blog i mean

what if i wanted to tell tumblr i was cuddling one of you

“oh man me an john are so cuddling rn” yes but which john this is important information to someone surely

that is a bit of a conundrum.

but why worry about that when we COULD be cuddling. why don’t we just do that instead.

golgothasmoon:

Not too sure youd like having a bath with me mate im filthy.

i’m not hearing a no.

fatalroyale:

私はすべての私の体の上に、多くの呼吸を使用することができます。

oh. well i guess that could be arranged!

idontneedagoddamnemceename started following you

same goes to you! hi i’m john this is my blog you’re cute let’s kiss sometime i hope you stick around.

swegofficial started following you

oh! hi. my name’s john. this is my lame blog of cats and porn and video games. enjoy your stay i guess.

tarnishedgodling:

After that little bit of laughter, the awkwardness lightened a little— at least for Dave, definitely. And besides, it was starting to feel more like the pesterchum conversations, and honestly Dave couldn’t see himself being awkward with someone he thought was adorable. Nope, no way. Not happening. 

He wanted this to work out, anyways. Wanted John and him to get along (to more than get along, because damn their conversations, both the more risque ones and the ones of a more friendly nature, had been great. Like hell he wanted to lose something like that.) He knew this John was another one not from his timeline, but it didn’t mean he wasn’t already growing attached to him. His own timeline had abandoned him, as far as he could tell, so surely he couldn’t be blamed for growing close to their alternates.

Especially when they were so kind to him; and god John was. He really was.

The hugs took Dave by surprise, and he stiffened slightly before relaxing and throwing his own arms around John, hugging back just as tight. He nuzzled against John, letting out a soft sigh as the hug continued. “John…”

An instant, thrum of icy terror wedged itself behind his spine when he felt Dave tense up under his touch, instantly regretting it. But the tension fell and John could have died again with relief, laughing breathily and keeping his grip on him up. Man, he could have died all over again, and it’d’ve been okay because this was a really great hug, a really great friend, and just… dang.

Pulling back only a bit, he all but beamed at the blonde, taking a moment to take him in. Definitely different from his Dave (obviously, being shorter, hehe) but definitely, definitely Dave. The roundish face, the bright eyes behind his glasses, the aloof-but-still-definitely-amicable look he wore. “Lookit you, dude! Still just as cool as I remember. Hehe.” Finally able to tear his eyes away from his friend, he looked around the room. “And this place, wow! I just live in my big empty house all by myself.”

Okay. Well. Hands left Dave in a stretch, arms over his head as his smile stayed in place. “Thanks for letting me zap over. I almost died again of boredom.” He took a minute to plop into the computer chair, spinning on it with a bit of a push from his powers. “So what d'you wanna do? Watch a movie, play some games…” Voice dropped in volume just a little, toothy grin forming. “…kiss a whole bunch. I dunno, this is your house, I’m your guest. Entertain me."  Whoops.~

roselitmoon:

heirofbreth started following you

Good morning.

good morning! i’m john and i should go to bed soon. but i’m not gonna.

prismaticaeipathy:

No, prob, man. Take it easy, alright?

you too.

elektriske:

oh my god.

just a little one.

elektriske:

but how?

;*

prismaticaeipathy:

I need to meet more of the people you follow, then.

Nice to meet you, too, John.

And hey, there’s pretty much no need to be quiet around me. Lies or not, I’m not gonna judge. So there’s really no point in lying to me anyway.

i’ll do my best to keep that in mind. thank you for the reassurance.