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#you could have had all the pizza and the satisfaction. #fuckmeimadj

*he laughed and took out his wallet*
Pfft that wasn’t the only reason. You deserve better than microwave pizza. Plus I ate the last one and felt bad.

*sighs and stands, stretching.*

oh. i didn’t even know there was a pizza until you said something. you could have kept quiet!

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hi i'm john egbert (you can call me j or jay) and somewhere along the line i hecked up bad.

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